Actual Annoucements in Church Bulletins

Here are some Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins.

Don't let worry kill you -- Let the church help.

Thursday night -- potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and the community.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The service will close with "Little Drops Of Water," One of the ladies will start quietly, and the rest of the congregation will join in.

Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" -- come early and listen to our choir practice.

Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on 'It's a Terrible Experience'.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: "God is good - Dr. Hargreaves is better."

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.

I needed a good laugh this morning. Thank you!

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Those are so hilarious! What makes them even funnier is that they were actually printed for the whole church to see (and now, anyone online).

Real life is often hilarious. And isn't that just GREAT !

Do you think that there will be humor in heaven?

I do. God has a great sense of humor. He has showed that time after time. In a good, warm manner...

How do you sense that God has a sense of humor? How do you see it time after time?

God sometimes answer my prayers in a funny and unusual way. In totally unexpected, but funny ways. Examples of that is too personal for this forum, but I have a few.. He is GREAT!

I believe that God has a sense of humor because we, as humans, get so much enjoyment out of laughter and good, clean senses of humor. Laughter also triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural painkillers, and produces a general sense of well-being. These chemicals that He placed in our bodies that are released while laughing have a healing effect on us. The Bible says, "A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit dries up the bones."

And because we are created in His image, I cannot help but wonder if He does not also have a wonderful sense of humor.

Oh my goodness, God certainly has a sense of humor.

Have you looked at a platypus?



Have you seen the funny faces cats make?



Looked at a confused dog?



There are many examples in nature of God's sense of humor. Just look around.

Forget about animals, have you seen "People of Wal-Mart"?

hahahaha... or awkward family photos...

I looked at a few of those awkward family photos just recently, boy howdy, does God have a sense of humor!